shuffle board in O.T.

i will be lookin at this in 2 nites.....

damn i miss u graveyard...u r the tightest thing in my life

if u go swimmin in a ghetto indoor pool in brooklyn, u see signs like this one...

2 of the listed rules are...
not to share --
1. poop
2. urine

wtf....i was so bummed out to learn that i couldnt share my poop with my fellow swimmers

At work...and got this on my phone...

Riley sendin me pics of a stupid photo collage at my moms house of her stinky dog Houdini. This dog smells so fuckin bad it makes u gag. He smells like dead bodies. Seein him on my phone made me want to vomit.

woke up to this on my phone...

peter taking a nap in riley's bed in miami
lil peter....big bed

Fuck these things!

how the fuck r these scrambled up words supposed to be for security and shit. r they supposed to protect against people with bad eye sight??? or r they just meant to frustrate the average person???

Happy Birthday Lourdes

fried chicken with the homies and some shit bout macaroni...

Castro's come to Brooklyn

we discuss church, pumpkin pie and lourdes and ashley's future career as children's book writers...

"Heavy lies the head that wears the crown"

Tyler...meet your death sentence -- VANDERHYDE!!!

don't be fooled by this sweet face...underneath the smile is a beast!!

nike id mob girl get together thing

fuck chuck norris

chuck norris is a herb. Its all about charles bronson

Lourdes is the new Heath Ledger

A SEVERE ALLERGIC REACTION IS TURNIN LOURDES INTO THE JOKER!!!

What's under CHUCK NORRIS' beard????...Another fist!!!

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
this dude is fuckin awesome...i want him to come out with some new shit!

I JUS BUSTED A STRETCH MARK!!!!!!!

eatin the las piece of pie...layin down

Makin grub

What happened to you CHUCK NORRIS????

Chuck's "Farewell to Walker" Letter
Dear Friends:

I was lying in bed a couple of months ago and I started reflecting back to my Martial Arts career as a fighter. I remembered back to 1974, when I decided to retire after six years as the undefeated World Middleweight Karate Champion. I thought that I could defend my title again in 1975 at the age of 35 and win my seventh consecutive year, but then again I could probably lose, so I decided to retire as an undefeated champion. To this day I am considered one of the top fighters of all time. If I had fought and lost, that may not have been the case.

Then I began thinking about Walker, Texas Ranger. Fortunately, Walker has been a top rated series for eight years and I thought it could probably have a successful ninth season, but then again maybe not. Anyway that is the reason I am ending Walker, Texas Ranger. I want the series to end as a winner. I know the let down of Walker being over will be very emotionally hard on me, just as it did when I retired as a fighter, but I did not stop doing my Martial Arts when I retired and I will not stop acting when Walker is over. I hope whenever my acting career goes that I will still have your support! As I have always believed, "When one door closes, a bigger one opens."

God Bless you.

Sincerely your friend,

Chuck Norris

family photo

gettin fat...fuck u

theres a pussy in the house

public enemy number 1

fuck a 40 dollar cab ride from queens. and we stole popcorn from a korean wedding. what