nike id mob girl get together thing

fuck chuck norris

chuck norris is a herb. Its all about charles bronson

Lourdes is the new Heath Ledger

A SEVERE ALLERGIC REACTION IS TURNIN LOURDES INTO THE JOKER!!!

What's under CHUCK NORRIS' beard????...Another fist!!!

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
this dude is fuckin awesome...i want him to come out with some new shit!

I JUS BUSTED A STRETCH MARK!!!!!!!

eatin the las piece of pie...layin down

Makin grub

What happened to you CHUCK NORRIS????

Chuck's "Farewell to Walker" Letter
Dear Friends:

I was lying in bed a couple of months ago and I started reflecting back to my Martial Arts career as a fighter. I remembered back to 1974, when I decided to retire after six years as the undefeated World Middleweight Karate Champion. I thought that I could defend my title again in 1975 at the age of 35 and win my seventh consecutive year, but then again I could probably lose, so I decided to retire as an undefeated champion. To this day I am considered one of the top fighters of all time. If I had fought and lost, that may not have been the case.

Then I began thinking about Walker, Texas Ranger. Fortunately, Walker has been a top rated series for eight years and I thought it could probably have a successful ninth season, but then again maybe not. Anyway that is the reason I am ending Walker, Texas Ranger. I want the series to end as a winner. I know the let down of Walker being over will be very emotionally hard on me, just as it did when I retired as a fighter, but I did not stop doing my Martial Arts when I retired and I will not stop acting when Walker is over. I hope whenever my acting career goes that I will still have your support! As I have always believed, "When one door closes, a bigger one opens."

God Bless you.

Sincerely your friend,

Chuck Norris

family photo

gettin fat...fuck u

theres a pussy in the house

public enemy number 1

fuck a 40 dollar cab ride from queens. and we stole popcorn from a korean wedding. what

sunday

romance
sabrina + sparks
ashley + fatty

die birdie die

Brooklyn family dinner nite...minus lourdes

family photo

som random dude lookin like a wankster...

a romantic nite with O.E.

lourdes and ashley go to VA on a voting adventure...

within 24 hours we experience the following...
1. the stinky chinatown bus
2. trips to springfield mall
3. mass amounts of shitty suburban food and chain restuarants
4. trips to our old elementary schools
5. dinner in philly
6. a dude on the bus screamin "don't fuckin disrespect me! im from new york! lets get busy!!"
7. same dude proceeded to stand in front of the stink bus not lettin it move

michael phelps spotting in brooklyn????

ashley does whip its. bobby plays with plungers.

poppin bottles before the last meal

vegan jamaican restuarant closes down...family dinners officially have to relocate. we had to drink away our sorrows, starting with champagne and ending in blackout central station