Someone posted this on craigslist...Missed Connections...I THINK IT IS FOR ME!!!

You were the tall brunette with the near perfect body that farted in the bread section last night. I was the tall guy next to you that looked over and asked, "Was that you?" You quickly replied "No...Wasn't me!" You almost seemed insulted I would ask. As the stink grew you continued to deny your flatulence, but it was evident. I tried to get rid of the stench by waving 2 loafs of Ciabatta bread. You proceeded to storm off in an angry manner. You are beautiful and even if you are a liar and fart like a Clydesdale, I'd love to meet up sometime.

40's and tussin

dont sleep so close to me Fatty!

ur freakin me out. maybe if u shut both eyes while u slept it would be less creepy to hav u on the pillow next to me.

fed fatty human food and wanna log her poop...

HAPPY HOLIDAYS BITCHES

HAPPY THANKSGIVIN!!!!

BFF's

DAY 2...sucks

started off good and so fuckin hopeful...add bud lite to the equation and zing!!! wanna put a razor thru my wrist...WHO GOT A NICOTINE I.V.?????!!!!!