Friday, October 30, 2009

The Klutch's new dog!!!! OMG

American Staffordshire Terrier

Mama is a gorgeous, goofy, cuddly 2 year old Am Staff who loves nothing more than taking long walks (great leash manners) and then curling up for a nap at your feet. Just let her show off her ability to answer to commands (sit, down stay, leave it) and then bask in your pets, hugs and kisses, (she is an excellent pillow!) Mama is tolerant of ear cleaning, nail clipping, tooth brushing, etc. She enters her crate willingly and, with a little peanut butter and kibble, will await your return for 6 hours. She is completely house broken and loves to sleep late. Mama will welcome your friends into your home and, with her affectionate but respectful behavior, she will quickly become their friend as well. She was found abandoned after delivering a litter of puppies (who could do such a thing?) and like any dog who has experienced trauma, Mama has some challenges that she is working very hard to overcome. Some other dogs have made her a bit nervous, but with a few weeks of positive reinforcement, and some treats, she is much more comfortable around them. She has been in behavior training with a certified trainer who accessed her as follows: “She has been receiving training with positive reinforcement methods and is a fast learner but she is currently struggling with a lack of impulse control and is a dog that when over aroused and stimulated can engage in inappropriate behaviors. As a result, she should be placed in a home with an experienced owner who will be dedicated to continuing her education with positive techniques and be her leader. She should be placed in a home where she is the only pet and where there are no very young children.” She does not show any aggression, just some instances of impulse control problems and some bad manners. With the right leader, dedication, patience, and focus, there is no doubt she will be the perfect best friend!

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Yo Benny...whats up now??? peep the m.j. shirt from 5th grade.

what now???!!

things that r tite bout my new job...

1. my i.d. has a pic of some chubby asian dude....whoops
2. they hand out miller lite at buzz?

Sunday, October 25, 2009

Hippies STINK!!! and they make annoyin "art"

once again..stupid, stinky hippies clogged up union square with their stupid art bullshit....mannequins and sidewalk chalk.

i couldn't tell if this one was supposed to be jim morrison, steven tyler or michael jackson --

Thursday, October 22, 2009

OMG!!! micro pigs...

genetically fucked with lil pigs...they only grow up to 14 inches. anyone who knos me knos that pigs r my favorite animal. i sleep with arm-fulls of lil stuffed animal pigs. I NEED A MICRO PIG!!!!! fatty will think its her baby.

Monday, October 19, 2009

K. Posted's bday dinner!!.....vegan jamaican food, bud lite and boxed wine

I found a note from Katie the next mornin. This is what it read ---

OMG Brian wants to kill me! I woke up w/ red wine all over my face. That was the dopest birthday and I love u guys. I peed in the sleeping bag tho. Sorry.
- Posted

Sunday, October 18, 2009


found this pic on bobby's lil sisters blog...and tried to tag him in it...a message came up that said...cannot tag, this tag has been previously removed. BUSTED BOB-O!!! ur not so tough without your beard and ur skateboard.

Saturday, October 17, 2009

Sunday, October 11, 2009

this fat chick in front of me at mcdonalds....

made me wanna get a tat of a taco...across my heart

Friday, October 9, 2009

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Dear Fatty Boom,

why do you have to be such a monster? this lil kitty could be your friend if you weren't a murderer.

Monday, October 5, 2009

damnnn....fred and kiko got married too!!!

reasons why this weddin was awesome -
1. this nite was so much fun that it made me wanna move back to route 1!!!!
2. fred had the most awesome groomsmen line up that i've ever was insane.
3. fred and sarah killed the first something out of a movie.
4. riley fell while screamin hail to the redskins!
5. i lost my date and erol...they were worst dudes out that nite.
6. jenny didn't have to crump slump anyone.
7. i love every single asshole at that weddin!

i can't believe katie married nick lachey!

this weddin was the shit! k. posted looked beautiful and her husband looked like nick lachey. lourdes and i killed the dance floor like tom cruise in risky business.

Thursday, October 1, 2009

4 years ago today....these 2 lil route 1 lovers became bushwick block huggers

back when bushwick was no joke...nypd homocide cameras on the block...ppl gettin shot and stabbed on our street...coors lite on the corner when the block was hot. we stayed hood then...and we stuck it out. sometimes i miss that shit.....sometimes.