Monday, December 28, 2009

Sunday, December 27, 2009

Thursday, December 24, 2009

All is want for christmas is........

1. A Hovercraft
2. A chrome Desert Eagle

passed out on a bench...

holdin a full, open bottle of prescription pills with the top of it hangin out of his mouth. damn.

Friday, December 18, 2009

Thursday, December 10, 2009

Monday, December 7, 2009

Friday, December 4, 2009

Someone posted this on craigslist...Missed Connections...I THINK IT IS FOR ME!!!

You were the tall brunette with the near perfect body that farted in the bread section last night. I was the tall guy next to you that looked over and asked, "Was that you?" You quickly replied "No...Wasn't me!" You almost seemed insulted I would ask. As the stink grew you continued to deny your flatulence, but it was evident. I tried to get rid of the stench by waving 2 loafs of Ciabatta bread. You proceeded to storm off in an angry manner. You are beautiful and even if you are a liar and fart like a Clydesdale, I'd love to meet up sometime.

Thursday, December 3, 2009

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

dont sleep so close to me Fatty!

ur freakin me out. maybe if u shut both eyes while u slept it would be less creepy to hav u on the pillow next to me.