this tom cruise shit is amazing!!!

u ain't got to lie craig, u ain't got to lie...

GHOSTFACE KILLAH'S FIRST INDUCTEE INTO THE SOFT NIGGA HALL OF FAME IS.....

DRAKE FACE....duh

BAMMA ALERTS!!!!

THE ONE THAT GOT AWAY

AND THE BEST DAMN LIVE IN HOUSEKEEPER/ SEX SLAVE FROM NANTUCKET I EVER HAD

lezzie couple of the year!

my new obsession....

lionhead rabbits!!! i wane it!

my heart....

how i feel on xanax....

chunky pam

BITCH I'M AWAKE NOW

waited on a line of greens and blues

i can't believe I have yet to be serenaded with this.

Mr. Big - To Be With You
Get More: Mr. Big - To Be With You

Fatty on the athletic tip...

OPERATION REPO -- my new fav show!

BAMMAS OF THE WEEK!

saw these 2 dudes huggin on each other at the bar las nite. mr sleepy ass bamma and mr bangs all curled bamma.

BLOND SURFER GUY ON TMZ AKA THE ONLY REASON I WATCH TMZ

It ain't for Harvey Levin and his forever 21 shirts. God Bless you blond surfer dude- whos name I realized is Max Hodges. You are a beautiful man, and I wish I could sit in that office with you all day and all night.

XOXO
MRS TOON

mrs toons online dating pics of the weak

Sorry I slacked off. Life sucks giant asshole. But I also met a super dope dude of this online bulshit. He rocks. These dudes rock for making me laugh though. Give it up for NYC's most eligible freaks of nature!