saturday... laundry nite jus upgraded

white, unmarked pills r so tite

las saturday laundry nite ended in this....

soberity??????

Jay Z is gonna kick this dudes ass...

fuck u for reppin VA chris brown....only assholes from tappahonnock would do Rihanna dirty...girl needs to get with a dude from alexandria.

Dear Mom,

Please stop emailin me pictures like this...its mad depressin to pull this shit up. But the hook for the hand is pretty tight.

saturday nite...stay home and do laundry + red wine

rinse cycle...



foldin time...

Ally and Tom come to NY

day drunk at the brooklyn brewery is so tight.

Lourdes is homeless....put out on the streets of Brooklyn

after sketchy brooklyn landlord gets in trouble for renting out an illegal basement apt. to lourdes...she was given 1 day to move. this is what she looks like now....

heart breaker

dear bret,
dont ever take that bandana off.....ever.

Dear VH1, please bring this dude back...

hands down VH1 has the best reality shows out...but what happened to BREAKING DONADUCE!!!!! this dude is insane! i miss watchin him inject steroids and pump iron and kirk the fuck out...Danny, i love u...maybe even more than i love bret michaels.

cant wait for my lover...

i want to eat u birdie!!!!

BAMMA ALERT!!!!! not u riley

devchild hungry??? eat dev eat.