Monday, December 28, 2009

Sunday, December 27, 2009

Thursday, December 24, 2009

All is want for christmas is........

1. A Hovercraft
2. A chrome Desert Eagle

passed out on a bench...

holdin a full, open bottle of prescription pills with the top of it hangin out of his mouth. damn.

Friday, December 18, 2009

Thursday, December 10, 2009

Monday, December 7, 2009

Friday, December 4, 2009

Someone posted this on craigslist...Missed Connections...I THINK IT IS FOR ME!!!

You were the tall brunette with the near perfect body that farted in the bread section last night. I was the tall guy next to you that looked over and asked, "Was that you?" You quickly replied "No...Wasn't me!" You almost seemed insulted I would ask. As the stink grew you continued to deny your flatulence, but it was evident. I tried to get rid of the stench by waving 2 loafs of Ciabatta bread. You proceeded to storm off in an angry manner. You are beautiful and even if you are a liar and fart like a Clydesdale, I'd love to meet up sometime.

Thursday, December 3, 2009

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

dont sleep so close to me Fatty!

ur freakin me out. maybe if u shut both eyes while u slept it would be less creepy to hav u on the pillow next to me.

Tuesday, November 24, 2009


started off good and so fuckin hopeful...add bud lite to the equation and zing!!! wanna put a razor thru my wrist...WHO GOT A NICOTINE I.V.?????!!!!!

Monday, November 23, 2009

Houdini w/ his zapatos


on friday K. Posted said to me..."lets smoke til our lungs bleed!"....but that shit is out now...we gettin healthy as shit son

Sunday, November 22, 2009


Im sorry to be the one to break the sad news....but the jager graveyard no longer exists. B. Clark showed me the remains of what was the best party spot on route 1 for many years...and the pain was unbearable. Words cannot describe what I felt while sitting in the empty room this weekend. I will miss it so much. The graveyard was so tite. damn.

Kitty Young-Clark

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

how im livin....budget that money bitch!!

canned pineapple for breakfast....bread and butter for dinner. money in the bank!!


Tuesday, November 10, 2009

I'm sporty spice with fake boobs...who r u??

26 is the new 11...

this is me and my friends...but just add a bud lite in their hands

Monday, November 9, 2009

Friday, November 6, 2009

keg style?!?

the chicks below me r havin a keg party tonite...its been so long since i partied w a keg..i had to do some gonna try to look something like this tonite....

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

for all ya'll suckas that don't know!!!

dipped out in a limo to atlantic city for a New Moon promo party...ppl in a.c. were fuckin nasty as shit...but we partied VIP style with security escorts -- lik get away bitches!!! thanks chaske!