Friday, January 29, 2010

how im livin at work...

1. case of beer
2. bottle of champagne
3. exercise ball
4. gummy vitamins

Thursday, January 28, 2010

Fatty Boom was daydreamin

real talkin w/ riley..

ashleynyoung20: remember when i was a wigger?
relton29: yes!!
ashleynyoung20: how many years did that last for?
ashleynyoung20: katie said we werent friends in college bc i was too wigger
relton29: hahaha
relton29: I don't know maybe like....
relton29: 5 or 6 years
ashleynyoung20: omg
ashleynyoung20: damn
ashleynyoung20: thats a long time
ashleynyoung20: that sucks

ashleynyoung20: do u think wiggers were invented on route 1?
relton29: maybe not invented but perfected there. I was part wigger do growing up. I had timerland boots and the whole nine yards. When I was young I wore cross colors and overalls with one strap off
ashleynyoung20: and a mug shot with corn joke, u win

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

SPLIT ENDS!!!! this is what i do at work....allllll day!!!

I CAN'T STOP!!! im obsessed w/ lookin at my split ends. its a real disorder. it sucks and it is totally consuming my life.

Monday, January 25, 2010

Friday, January 22, 2010

Druggies in a street fight...

if you wanna beat someones ass....don't do heroine first....these dudes were throwin punches in slow motion. it was still a good...mid-day, on the street...NY style fite

Thursday, January 21, 2010

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

bud lite....its always been cool

will someone please take this doggy home!!!

i started walking orphan doggies on the weekend at the no kill shelter. this is Dutch...he is so cute...he is an old man. he needs a home!!! if fatty wasn't a born and raised killer .. Dutch would be mine.

Breed: Labrador / Pit Bull Terrier
Dutch aka Grandpa, is SO SWEET and has lots of love and energy left and really would be soooooo grateful to enjoy the rest of his years! Please consider adopting an older gent. He won't let you down!
Weight: 77 lbs
Age: 13 years old
Sex: Male

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Ashley Young says:
wanna look at the candy machine on ur floor?

Katherine Poirier says:
i think i wanna wait until like 4 or 430

Katherine Poirier says:
i always get hungry around then

Ashley Young says:
i lov candy

Katherine Poirier says:

Katherine Poirier says:
junior mints, peppermint patties, m&ms, reeces pieces, three muskateer

Katherine Poirier says:
thats what I want right now

Ashley Young says:
peppermint patties!

Katherine Poirier says:

Ashley Young says:
i always forget about those

Katherine Poirier says:
there low in fat

Ashley Young says:
even better

Ashley Young says:
i think twizzlers r too

Katherine Poirier says:
i love twizzlers

Katherine Poirier says:
as a straw in my soda

Ashley Young says:
we can eawt candy today and then lettuce and laxatives for lunch tomorrow

Katherine Poirier says:
yea theres always tomorrow

Katherine Poirier says:
plus were goin to teh gym

Ashley Young says:
to work out our ass muscles

Katherine Poirier says:
co-co style

Ashley Young says:

Katherine Poirier says:
i wanna look like ice-Ts wife

Katherine Poirier says:
with a giant ass

Ashley Young says:
me too!!!

more clips of the dude i sit across from at work!!!

this is what he wrote about his utube video....
One of my favorite rap songs from quite arguably, the greatest rap group of all time. The video girl's name is "Shorty". She doesn't talk much, loves the jr. bacon cheeseburger from the dollar menu at Wendy's, and is still a virgin (in most places).

Monday, January 11, 2010

this is how i feel at work rite now...

"I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? I didn't mean to do that. Please, continue, you were saying something about best intentions. What's the matter? Oh, you were finished! Well, allow me to retort. What does Marsellus Wallace look like?"

Tuesday, January 5, 2010