bobby in 20 years

get fat for the holidays...damnit

Holiday Fatty Boom

bad dog!! got coal this year!

All is want for christmas is........

1. A Hovercraft
2. A chrome Desert Eagle

passed out on a bench...

holdin a full, open bottle of prescription pills with the top of it hangin out of his mouth. damn.

deep in thought

me at the gym.....gettin jacked like shit son!

CAUGHT!!! between the sheets...just like Tiger.

me and my friends this weekend ----

This dude is stoked to have AIDS!!!! Yeaaaaaa

the perfect lunch..

at work...

Someone posted this on craigslist...Missed Connections...I THINK IT IS FOR ME!!!

You were the tall brunette with the near perfect body that farted in the bread section last night. I was the tall guy next to you that looked over and asked, "Was that you?" You quickly replied "No...Wasn't me!" You almost seemed insulted I would ask. As the stink grew you continued to deny your flatulence, but it was evident. I tried to get rid of the stench by waving 2 loafs of Ciabatta bread. You proceeded to storm off in an angry manner. You are beautiful and even if you are a liar and fart like a Clydesdale, I'd love to meet up sometime.

40's and tussin

dont sleep so close to me Fatty!

ur freakin me out. maybe if u shut both eyes while u slept it would be less creepy to hav u on the pillow next to me.

fed fatty human food and wanna log her poop...

HAPPY HOLIDAYS BITCHES

HAPPY THANKSGIVIN!!!!

BFF's

DAY 2...sucks

started off good and so fuckin hopeful...add bud lite to the equation and zing!!! wanna put a razor thru my wrist...WHO GOT A NICOTINE I.V.?????!!!!!

Houdini w/ his zapatos

DAY 1

on friday K. Posted said to me..."lets smoke til our lungs bleed!"....but that shit is out now...we gettin healthy as shit son

The End of an Era...RIP JAGER GRAVEYARD

Im sorry to be the one to break the sad news....but the jager graveyard no longer exists. B. Clark showed me the remains of what was the best party spot on route 1 for many years...and the pain was unbearable. Words cannot describe what I felt while sitting in the empty room this weekend. I will miss it so much. The graveyard was so tite. damn.

Kitty Young-Clark

how im livin....budget that money bitch!!

canned pineapple for breakfast....bread and butter for dinner. money in the bank!!

damnnnnnn

this is what i see when i come into work...

office ppl lov to party

bamma of the week??? or party wolf???

I'm sporty spice with fake boobs...who r u??

26 is the new 11...

this is me and my friends...but just add a bud lite in their hands

lil thirsty koalas!!!

keg party...college style?!?

the chicks below me r havin a keg party tonite...its been so long since i partied w a keg..i had to do some research....im gonna try to look something like this tonite....

for all ya'll suckas that don't know!!!

dipped out in a limo to atlantic city for a New Moon promo party...ppl in a.c. were fuckin nasty as shit...but we partied VIP style with security escorts -- lik get away bitches!!! thanks chaske!