new roommate...hey becca livin w/ u is tite

i find present lik this in the freezer...

he died of food poisonin...

he ate 12 year old nuts

bloody booger!!!

makin the grade...time to put ur thinkin caps on!

why did all elementary school teachers tell u to put thinkin caps on??? lourdes and i tried doin that tonite, but it didnt make us smarter...its cram time bitch!!

jus heard bout mondays D.C. metro crash.....holy shit

it aint safe no more!
i heard that the train operator that tried to stop the crash was from VA. another VA hero. too bad the emergency brakes didn't work. that sucks.

walkin fatty in the rain sucks

fuck the rain!
in the month of june...NY has had 3 days without rain.

the larricks in NY

mikey larrick lovs to party...JMU style. he got blackout drunk at jmu and fell from a 2nd floor balcony and knocked himself unconscious. everyone thought he was dead...turns out he was just next level partyin. tite.